Last Updated: September 2026
The information, products, digital content, and experiences offered by Looney Ranch Wellness are intended for general informational, educational, spiritual, relaxation, and personal-development purposes.
1. Not Medical or Mental Health Advice
Looney Ranch Wellness does not provide medical, psychiatric, psychological, counseling, or other licensed healthcare services.
Meditation, sound baths, yoga, crystal-related content, ranch experiences, and other wellness offerings are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any medical or mental health condition and are not a substitute for professional medical or mental health care.
Always consult an appropriately qualified healthcare professional regarding questions or concerns about your physical or mental health.
2. No Guarantees or Representations of Results
Individual experiences with wellness practices, meditation, crystals, ranch experiences, and other offerings vary.
Looney Ranch Wellness does not guarantee any particular physical, emotional, spiritual, therapeutic, or other result from the use of our products, digital content, or participation in our events.
3. Physical Activities
Certain ranch events may include yoga, stretching, movement, walking on uneven outdoor surfaces, or other physical activities.
Participation in physical activities involves inherent risks. Participants should use their own judgment regarding their physical abilities, follow safety instructions, and discontinue an activity if they experience pain, dizziness, discomfort, or other concerning symptoms.
Participants with questions about whether an activity is appropriate for them should consult an appropriate healthcare professional before participating.
4. Animal Interaction
Looney Ranch Wellness events may take place around or involve interaction with animals, including horses, donkeys, goats, and other ranch animals.
Animals can behave unpredictably, and interacting with or being near animals involves inherent risks, including the possibility of falls, kicks, bites, scratches, collisions, or other injuries.
Participants are expected to follow all safety instructions and must not approach, feed, touch, enter an enclosure with, or otherwise interact with an animal except as permitted by Looney Ranch Wellness.
Participation in certain ranch activities may require completion of a separate acknowledgment of risk and liability waiver.
Nothing in this Disclaimer is intended to waive or limit any right or liability that cannot lawfully be waived or limited.
5. Crystals, Energy Practices & Metaphysical Information
Information about crystals, chakras, energy practices, meditation, or metaphysical properties reflects traditional, historical, spiritual, or personal belief systems.
Such information is not presented as scientifically established medical fact and should not be interpreted as medical advice, diagnosis, treatment, or a representation that a crystal or wellness practice will produce a particular health outcome.
6. Digital Meditations and Other Recorded Content
Recorded meditations, videos, audio programs, and other digital wellness content are intended for personal use in an appropriate and safe setting.
Do not use meditation or relaxation recordings while driving, operating machinery, riding an animal, or engaging in another activity requiring your full attention.
Users are responsible for choosing an appropriate environment and determining whether participation is suitable for them.
7. Products
Descriptions of crystals and other products are provided for informational and descriptive purposes. Natural materials may vary in color, shape, size, pattern, texture, inclusions, and other characteristics.
Any metaphysical descriptions associated with crystals represent traditional or spiritual beliefs and are not guarantees of results.
8. Third-Party Websites and Services
Our website may contain links to or integrate with third-party websites, platforms, payment processors, social media services, video providers, or other services.
Looney Ranch Wellness does not control and is not responsible for the availability, content, security, accessibility, privacy practices, or policies of third-party services.
9. Website Information
We make reasonable efforts to keep information on this website accurate and current, but information regarding products, events, availability, pricing, locations, and other offerings may change.
To the fullest extent permitted by applicable law, Looney Ranch Wellness makes no guarantee that all website content will be error-free, complete, or continuously available.
10. Contact
Questions regarding this Disclaimer may be sent to: